Must Read...!! (In Malay version) sorry for guys who duno read...

Sebelum anda memutuskan untuk berkahwin dengan seorang "programmer" anda perlu pikir dengan semasak-masaknya dulu sebelum anda menyesal dikemudian hari.Ini adalah contoh daripada seorang isteri yang mengadu pada mengenai hubungan dia dan si suami, seorang PROGRAMMER setiap hari.

Suami : (Setelah balik lewat dari pejabat)"Selamat malam sayang, sekarang saya logged in."

Isteri : Abang ada beli tak barang yang saya pesan tadi?

Suami : Bad command or filename.

Isteri : Tapi kan ke saya dah call abang pagi tadi kat pejabat suruh abang beli!

Suami : Errorneous syntax. Abort?

Isteri : Ish. Abang nih, takkan itu pon tak ingat? Hahaa….. Abang kata tadi dalam telefon nak
beli tv? Mana dia?

Suami : Variable not found…

Isteri : Abang nih memang tak bole harap la. Bak kad kredit abang. Biar saya pergi belikan dan shopping barang dapur sekali.

Suami : Sharing Violation. Access denied…

Isteri : Abang ni tak sayang saya ke? abang lebih sayang komputer abang tu dari saya. Saya tak tahan la kalau macam ni selalu.

Suami : Too many parameters…

Isteri : Saya menyesal pilih abang sebagai suami saya. Harapkan muka je hensem.

Suami : Data type mismatch.

Isteri : Abang nih memang betul-betul tak berguna la.

Suami : It’s by Default.

Isteri : Macamana pula dengan gaji abang?

Suami : File in use … Try later.

Isteri : Kalau begitu, apa peranan saya di sisi abang sebagai seorang isteri?

Suami : Unknown Virus.

Beware Girls

REMEMBER HIS FACE!!!

Last Saturday, a friend and i went to Red Box. On the way going to Gurney Plaza i was stuck in a traffic jam at Jelutong. As normal, i put my handbag at the back seat while my friend sitting beside me. It was verry jam and because of too long of waiting there i started to look around. Suddenly i noticed a guy standing at the road side and looking at my handbag that i had put at the back seat. I immediately lock the door. That guy really come to my car and he tried to open my car's back door. I immediately snap his picture. Women out there, pls lock your car door once u get into your car.And pls remember this bastard face. Beware of him.

(picked from mail)

Old Touching Story

A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year old son waiting for him at the door.
SON: "Daddy, may I ask you a question?"
DAD: "Yeah sure, what is it?" replied the man.
SON: "Daddy, how much do you make an hour?"
DAD: "That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?" the man said angrily.
SON: "I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?"
DAD: "If you must know, I make Rs.100 an hour."
SON: "Oh," the little boy replied, with his head down.
SON: "Daddy, may I please borrow Rs.50?"


The father was furious, "If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I work hard everyday for such this childish behavior."
The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door. The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money?
After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down, and started to think: Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that Rs.50 and he really didn't ask for money very often. The man went to the door of the little boy's room and opened the door.

"Are you asleep, son?" He asked. "No daddy, I'm awake," replied the boy. "I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier" said the man. "It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you.. Here's the Rs.50 you asked for." The little boy sat straight up, smiling. "Oh, thank you daddy!" He yelled.Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills. The man saw that the boy already had money, started to get angry again. The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at his father.

"Why do you want more money if you already have some?" the father grumbled."Because I didn't have enough, but now I do," the little boy replied.
"Daddy, I have Rs.100 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you."

The father was crushed. He put his arms around his little son, and he begged for his forgiveness.

It's just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life. We should not let time slip through our fingers without having spent some time with those who really matter to us, those close to our hearts. Do remember to share that Rs.100 worth of your time with someone you love.

If we die tomorrow, the company that we are working for could easily replace us in a matter of days.But the family & friends we leave behind will feel the loss for the rest of their lives. And come to think of it, we pour ourselves more into work than to our family.

Real Case Happen In Penang..!!

Dear All ,
Another precaution and safety issues to take note. Pls sent it to your friends and relatives and your loved ones for their safety….!!!!



Below is the real policeman ID:


Ladies, be alert . It is happening in Penang !!!

I used to receive forwarded emails regarding incidents of being 'disturbed' by a fake policeman but I don't really believe that until i met one last saturday .
It was 8.30am when I was driving at Jln Ayer Itam.. I noticed a motorbike following me closely. Of course I didnt suspect anything bcos that is the main road to town. However, at the Mobil petrol station, b4 SRJK Shang Wu, I turned left to Tmn Lumba Kuda & he followed.

This time he was riding the motorbike on my right & took out his handcuff and kept saying 'Saya polis'. I ignored him. Then at the tmn lumba kuda housing area he overtook my car & stopped his motorbike infront on me.
I stopped & waited till he got down from his bike then I drove off again.. Unfortunately, we met again at the tuffclub traffic light. This time, he kept knocking at my window and asking me to co me out from my car. He also showed me a so called police ID card without photo or logo.

I'm very sure that he is not a genuine policeman. Even if he is a real one, and if I did break any traffic rules , he can just send me a summon without needing me to get down from my car. So, I decided go drive to police station. He followed me till a few hundreds metre b4 I turned to the police station.
He is a medium size Malay guy, abt 165-170cm height. Riding Modenas Kriss 100 , PGN 74xx.
p/s: A REAL policeman ID card is light yellow in color with Logo & the word 'polis diraja malaysia ' in front. At the back, there will be a passport size photo, name & matriks number .
Hope this thing wont happen again and wont happen to any of you as well ...

(picked from mail)

Three answers most scared by men

(1）随 便 (Whatever)
男 : Men: What to have for dinner?
女：Women: Whatever..

男：Men: Why not we have steamboat?
女：Women: Don't want, eat steamboat later got pimples on my face

男：Men: Alright, why not we have Si Chuan cuisine
女：Women: Yesterday ate Si Chuan, today eat again?

男：Men: Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood
女：Women: Seafood not good also, later I might got diarrhea

男：Men: Then what you suggest?
女：Women : Whatever..


（2）都行 (Anything)

男：Men: So what should we do now?
女：Women: Anything

男：Men: How about watching movie? Long time we didn't watch movie
女：Women: Watching movie not good, waste time only

男：Men: How about we play bowling, do some exercises?
女：Women: Exercise in such hot day? Don't u feel tired?

男：Men: Then we find a café and have drink
女：Women: Drink coffee will affect my sleep

男：Men: So, what you suggest then?
女：Women: Anything!!!


（3）看你 (You decide)
男：Men: Then we just go home lo
女：Women: You decide

男：Men: Let's take a bus, I will accompany you
女：Women: Bus is dirty and crowded. Don't want la

男：Men: Ok we will take Taxi
女： Women: Not worth it la... for such a short distance

男：Men: Alright, then we walk lo. Take a slow walk
女：Women: So hungry, empty stomach how to walk?

男：Men: Then what you suggest?
女：Women: You decide

男： Men: Let's have dinner first
女：Women: Whatever...

男：Men: Eat what?
女： Women: Anyting

(Look around... if no ones here, just kill her....)
（看看四下无人，杀了她......）

Malaysia Today

To All Malaysians,

Please pay attention..

Nowadays all also need money. So if you don't have money. You shouldn't stay in this cruel world.

I/C lost Rm210, Full petrol for bike(Honda EX-5 only)Rm10, Eat per day Rm30/person(if you have gf then your burden will be more :D) and many more.... -.-"

Salary still the same.. why? boss answered coz fuel price up, foods price up, transport price up, courier service and any other services aso price gone up company doesn't have enought money to bare so much cost. Company couldn't BARE?
Then how bout us ? Son/Daughter(if married)? Car Loan(if have car)? House Rental/Loan (if any) Who will sympathy us as workers? Work over no OT. Work less get scold.

Knight Online Love Story Video's (taken from youtube)

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Very Romantic movie... made using a game i have seen so far the most romantic movie :P